Hayate and Yuko episode1(English version)

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I hope that "Hayate and Yuko" is read by many people.
So, I wrote English version. Enjoy this story.
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preface
Hayate,college sinior, who is job hunting and Yuko,same college sinior, who had already received job offer make dramatic story !

Hayate is prepareing job hunting in his lab.　Yuko who belong same lab is too.
Hayate:「OK,I need pencils and memos and a resume. in additon,I need salt and Side.」
※Side is strips of paper cut and folded in a specific way that are attached to and suspended from Shimenawa.

Yuko:「Hayate-chan、first two tools is OK. but why are you going have salt and Side?」

Hayate:「because I think that tiresome interviewer must be exorcised by salt and Side.」

Yuko：「Your thinking is fool！ If anything, Are you exorcised by someone？」

Hayate:「No,It is unlikely. Stress interview may make student melancholy.
It can said that his life was destroyed! Can Yu overlook such a bad interviewer？」

Yuko：「Aaah... Before You can forgive or not, It is for you to sprinkle salt a forcible obstruction of business. If so, I think You don't need have a resume.」

Hayate:「That's a good idea！　I　will have salt and pencils,Side！」
When Hayate hited upon a idea,PET bottle is hitted on Hayate's head.

Yuko：「That's not what you are supposed to do！ Obviously, You don't need have salt and Side！」

Hayate：「Ummm...Well,I expect that Banana peel make interviewer hitting his haed on the floor. And Interview result will be indefinite. If so, I may get a job!」

Yuko：「I'm sure you flunk the exam.」

So,Hayate took an exam.
Hayate：「That's strange.Why Do I fail an exam?」

Yuko：「Naturally. Your joke is “Flunking”(or “slipping” on Japanese word)」

Hayate：「it can't be helped. Next, I will have no Side and salt.」

Yuko：「Hayate-chan, Before, It is illegal for you to have weapons. 」

Hayate:「OK.I feel uneasy with resume. But this equipment is most storing！Yu,May I borrow your “reason for applying”?」

Yuko：「Your spirit is good. But I am unwilling to lend this for people who“relies upon others for everything!”」
Hayate：「shoot! “relies upon myself for everything!”」

Yuko:「That's right！ Hayate-chan,That's the sprit!」
Hayate：「OK, I wrote!」
Yuko:「Well... let me see...」
Yuko saw this resume and got very angry.
Yuko：「Don't fuck with me!　I don't care！」

Yuko said this word,she went away from lab.

Hayate：「It's strange... I wrote that I fit this company because famale worker is very beautiful. This reason is clear explanation.Why I made Yu very angry？ I don't know....」

fin

postscript
Thank you for reading　”Hayate and Yuko！”
But This English series is end. Because translation work is very hard！
In my English skill, long sentence can't be translated. Sorry.
If you enjoy reading Hayate and Yuko for a long time, please study Japanese.
Probably,There's a slight difference between Japanese version and English version.
So, If you want to enjoy “really story”, Japanese version is better.